On DJs, music, and relationships
Joel: yeah i think i just imagine most djs are chubby
me: most djs are uglllaaaay
Joel: yeah
me: so, when one dj is like, just a tad not ugly ... all the ladies be flocking; such a relative comparison process
Joel: [DJ name redacted] was saying chicks grab him in the booth n stuff like tryin to hook up
me: EW.
Joel: so i guess u dont even gots to be good lookin
me: gross! [name redacted] is outta control! in all honesty, how is being a dj gonna warrant an immediate FUCK ME NOW kinda feeling from anyone?
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Joel: so frickin specific
me: but yes! it's really funny how ppl be looking at other ppl as potential relaysh material based on similar music and shit.
Joel: What do you mean?
me: the whole "oooooh, s/he had ___somewhat obscure music reference___ on vinyl!" I MUST LOVE HIM/HER
Joel: i cant even lie; when i find a girl that's like into the same kind of music as me it makes me heart go a flutter
me: no, i get it. it's that connection, and that's fine. but you know what's a better question than "what kinda music do you like?"
Joel: no, what?
me: it's "are you a crazy, emotionally unavailable needy motherfucker?"
Joel: ROFL
Sep 3rd